A modern dive bar in the heart of Downtown Denver.
Serving up cold beer, refreshing spirits, and food that’ll make your tail wag.
1531 Champa Street Denver, CO 80202
Hours
SUN – WED: 11am - 12am
THU – SAT: 11am - 1am
FOOD & BAR MENU
BITES
$5
CHIPS & SALSA
House-fried tortilla chips served with fresh salsa roja & salsa verde. (G)[VG]
$5
$13
TLD SMOKED WINGS 🐾
1lb of house-smoked wings finished crispy, tossed in your choice of sauce, & served with choice of ranch or blue cheese. (D,G,S)
$13
Sauces: Buffalo, BBQ, Lemon Pepper (Dry), Mango Habanero, Thai Sweet Chili, Seoul Sweet Heat (F), Green Chile Hot Honey, Garlic Parmesan
$9
CHICKEN TENDERS
Four crispy tenders served with house-made ranch. (D,G)
$9
Get them tossed in wing sauces! +$1
$8
FRIED PICKLES
Crispy fried dill pickle chips served with house ranch. (D,G)[VG]
$8
$6
SOFT PRETZEL
Warm soft pretzel served with a house beer cheese & beer mustard. (D,G)
$6
$9
NACHOS
Tortilla chips loaded with queso, sour cream, pico de gallo, pickled onions, & pickled jalapeños. (D,G)[VG]
$9
Add-ons:
– Carnitas
– Carne Asada
– Chicken
– Beef Picadillo
– Fajita Veggies
$9
QUESADILLA
Grilled flour tortilla with cheese and fajita veggies served with salsa & sour cream. (D,G) [VG]
$9
Add-ins:
– Carnitas
– Carne Asada
– Shredded Chicken
– Beef Picadillo
– Fajita Veggies
$6
BAKED MAC & CHEESE
Creamy, homemade mac and cheese with optional choice of protein add-on. (D,G)[VG]
$6
Add-ons:
– Carnitas
– Carne Asada
– Grilled Chicken
– Beef Picadillo
– Fajita Veggies
– Chicken Tender
– Hot Dog
$5
BASKET OF FRIES OR TOTS
Hot, fresh, & crispy. (D,G)[VG]
$5
$8
LOADED FRIES OR TOTS
Loaded with queso, sour cream, green onion, pickled onion, & diced tomato. (D,G)[VG]
$8
CHOW
$13
TLD BURGER* 🐾
Cooked to order signature 5oz beef burger with cheddar, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, & TLD burger sauce. Served with fries. (D,G,S)
$13
$11
VEGGIE BURGER
Black bean burger with cheddar, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles & jalapeño crema. Served with fries. [VG]
$11
$12
FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH
Buttermilk & pickle-brined crispy chicken breast with slaw mix, pickles, & house 'Bland' sauce. Served with fries. (D,F,G,S)
$12
$10
GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH
Brined & marinated chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles & ranch. Served with fries. (D,F,G,S)
$10
$10
THE THIRD LAZY DOG 🐾
Signature all-beef hot dog with fajita veggies & jalapeño crema OR choice of toppings. Served with fries. (D,G,S)
$10
Toppings: Tail Waggin' Chili, Mustard, Ketchup, Relish, Sauerkraut, Pickled or Fresh Jalapeño, Pickled Onions, Sautéed Onions, Diced Onions, Diced Tomato, Shredded Cheese
$10
CHICKEN WRAP
Grilled or crispy chicken, lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese, carrot, onions, & house ranch. Served with fries. (D,G,S)
$10
$12
CALI BURRITO
Carne asada burrito with fries, guacamole, pico, sour cream, & shredded cheese. Served with side of salsa. (D,G)
$12
$7
TLD BURRITO 🐾
Cilantro-lime rice, black beans, shredded cheese, fajita veggies, guac, & sour cream. Served with side of salsa. (D,G)[VG]
$7
VP
STREET TACOS COMBO
Three street-style tacos of your choice with a side of side of rice and beans (+2.5) & side of salsa (G).
VP
– Carne Asada (4)
– Pollo (3)
– Carnitas (3.5)
– Beef Picadillo (3.5)
– Vegan Black Bean & Sweet Potato (3)
ea
A LA CARTE STREET TACOS
ea
SOUP & SALAD
$6
HOUSE SALAD
Mixed greens with carrots, tomato, red onion, cucumber, croutons & choice of dressing. (D,G)[VG]
$6
Dressings: Ranch, Blue Cheese, Green Chili Hot Honey Vinaigrette, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Honey Mustard
$7
CAESAR SALAD
Romaine lettuce with parmesan, croutons, & house Caesar dressing. (D,F,G)
$7
$5
/
$8
TLD WHITE CHICKEN CHILI 🐾
Cup or bowl of slow-cooked white chicken chili with beans, green chiles, corn, & shredded cheese. (D)
$5
/
$8
Cup
/
Bowl
SOUP OF THE DAY
Ask about our rotating seasonal soup!
Cup
/
Bowl
TABLE SCRAPS
$3
Side of Guacamole
$3
$3
Side of Queso
$3
$3
Side of Beans
$3
$3
Side of Rice
$3
$3
Add Grilled Chicken
$3
$3
Add Carnitas
$3
$3
Add Shredded Jackfruit [VG]
$3
$4
Add Beef Picadillo
$4
$5
Add Carne Asada
$5
TREATS
$7
MISO CARAMEL BANANA PUDDING
Traditional banana pudding with miso-infused caramel sauce.
$7
$7
TWO-LEGGED PUP CUP
Snickerdoodle cookie topped with vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, & caramel sauce.
$7
$4
SNICKER'DOODLE' COOKIE
Dog-bone shaped cinnamon cookie guaranteed to earn tail wags.
$4
SODAS & MORE
$3
Coca-Cola Products
$3
$3
Iced Tea
$3
$2
Coffee
$2
$4.5
Red Bull
$4.5
$6
Cucumber Mint Agua Fresca
$6
$7
Watermelon Mint Agua Fresca
$7
* Available as cocktail or shot | ** Available as Flight
HOUSE COCKTAILS
$6
/
$8*
ULTIMUTT DOG LOVER
Stolichnaya Vanilla Vodka, Lime, Toasted Vanilla Syrup, & Heavy Cream
$6
/
$8*
$6
/
$8*
NO PUPPERAZZI
Breckenridge Vodka, Lime, & Cucumber Simple
$6
/
$8*
$9
RUBYLOMA
Milagro Silver, Aperol, Lime, Grapefruit Soda, & Sea Salt
$9
$12
AHSOKATINI
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, Chartreuse, Benedictine, & Lemon
$12
$7
LOOKING FETCHING
Milagro Silver, Orange Juice, Lime, Jalapeño Simple, & Peach Purée
$7
$7
PAWTY'S HERE
Tanqueray Gin, Soda, Lime, Cucumber Simple, & Mint
$7
$9
THE CLIFFORD
Milagro Reposado, Mezcal, Triple Sec, Lime, Blood Orange, & Agave Syrup
$9
$8
DIAMOND IN THE RUFF
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, Lemon, Blackberry, Mint, & Agave Syrup
$8
$8
/
$12**
ROUND OF A-PAWS
Prosecco, Elderflower Liqueur, & Lemon
$8
/
$12**
Try it Flavored: Peach, Blood Orange, Strawberry, Raspberry, Pomegranate, Blackberry, Grapefruit, or Lavender
NO BITE
$6
LAVENDER SPRITZ
Soda, Lavender Simple, & Lemon
$6
$6
PINEAPPLE MINT
Pineapple Juice, Lime, Mint, & Simple Syrup
$6
$6
SPICY PEACH
Peach Purée, Orange Juice, Lime, Jalapeño Simple & Soda
$6
$5
STRAWBERRY LEMONADE
Strawberry Purée, Lemonade, & Mint
$5
$6
RASPBERRY GINGER
Ginger Beer, Raspberry Simple, & Lime
$6
$7
GRAPEFRUIT SPARKLER
Soda, Grapefruit Juice , Lemon, Lime, & Simple Syrup
$7
$6
CUCUMBER MINT AGUA FRESCA
$6
$7
WATERMELON MINT AGUA FRESCA
$7
CLASSIC COCKTAILS
$7
MARGARITA
Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime, & Agave
$7
$8
OLD FASHIONED
Bourbon, Simple Syrup, & Angostura
$8
$7
MOSCOW MULE
Vodka, Lime, & Ginger Beer
$7
$10
LAST WORD
Gin, Chartreuse, Luxardo, & Lime
$10
$9
BOULEVARDIER
Bourbon or Rye, Campari, & Sweet Vermouth
$9
$9
ESPRESSO MARTINI
Vodka, Kahlua, Vanilla Simple, & Espresso
$9
DRAFT
12oz/16oz
$6
/
$8
AVERY WHITE RASCAL
$6
/
$8
$6
/
$8
DRY DOCK APRICOT BLONDE
$6
/
$8
$6
/
$8
MODELO
$6
/
$8
$6
/
$8
ODELL 90 SCHILLING
$6
/
$8
$5
/
$7
COORS LIGHT
$5
/
$7
$7
/
$9
GREAT DIVIDE COLETTE
$7
/
$9
$7
/
$9
LAGERADO
$7
/
$9
$7
/
$9
BOOTSTRAP LUSH PUPPY IPA
$7
/
$9
$8
/
$10
STATION 26 JUICY BANGER IPA
$8
/
$10
$8
/
$10
ROTATING DRAFT
$8
/
$10
CANS
$6
HEINEKEN 0.0
$6
$9
HOLIDAILY BLONDE ALE (GF)
$9
$10
HOLIDAILY IPA (GF)
$10
$5
MONTUCKY
$5
$6
HIGH NOON SELTZER
$6
$6
AVERY ELLIE'S BROWN ALE
$6
$7
AVERY HIGHLINER
$7
$7
LUCKY ONE HARD LEMONADE
$7
$7
PBR
$7
$8
STEM CIDER
$8
BOTTLES
$6
COORS BANQUET
$6
$6
MICHELOB ULTRA
$6
$6
STELLA ARTOIS
$6
$6
PACIFICO
$6
$7
GUINNESS
$7
$7
MODELO NEGRA
$7
WINE
$6
BAREFOOT CABERNET
$6
$6
BAREFOOT CHARDONNAY
$6
$6
BAREFOOT ROSÉ
$6
$12
PROSECCO
$12
†The following major food allergens are used as ingredients: (D) Milk, (F) Fish, (G) Wheat, & (S) Soy. Gluten-free, vegan, & vegetarian options are cooked in a small kitchen that also uses wheat, soy, and animal products. Due to this, cross-contamination of allergens is bound to occur. We are not 100% allergen-free.
*These items may be served raw or undercooked based on your specification, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
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